As card-carrying members of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, we, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” have received official instructions from Bill O’Reilly and Halliburton regarding the holiday greetings we should offer to all. On behalf of Mr. O’Reilly, Dick Cheney’s cronies, and sundry greedy corporate entities, we wish you a very merry Christmas.

To our black radical readers (excuse us—Black radical readers), we wish you a happy Kwanzaa. May visions of the ultimate subjugation of the White Devils bring joy to your hearts, brothers.

Tomorrow, weÂ’ll return to our usual high jinks. Until then, we hope all of our readers have a lovely holiday.

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